What's your story?

[nessabbyxo]

Find out what your story is and post it.

Mine is: I wrestled a kardashian because I love bacon.

Great idea to @Chubbychappie for having a thread with this type of style.

 

[KindaWeird]

I wanted my best friend because im sexy as fuck xDD

 

[JackieTreehorn]

I made out with a lunatic because I haven't slept in days

 

[Chubbychappie]

I got naked with a stripper because the voices in my head said so

 

[Gonzothegreat]

I shot a candied yam because a clown stole my taco!
Fuck yo yams!

 

[Jinxy]

I got naked with a volleyball because I’m awesome in bed.

 

[Kink_sub_26]

I licked a condom because i am sexy as fuck

 

[Chubbychappie]

I got naked with a stripper because I’m sexy as fuck (haha)

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I tripped over a toothbrush because the voices in my head said so

 

[emptynestcpl]

I made out with a candied yam because the voices in my head said so.

 

[Doovs]

I tickled a Trojan man because I had one too many drinks

 

[Flopsy]

I ate my lover because I licked a toad... seriously :/ * goes to change shirt *

 

[brunette29]

I ate Burt Reynolds because I'm sexy as fuck.

Well then...

 

[RosaPerks]

I tripped over a golf ball because the voices in my head said so.

 

[Kbunny]

I tripped over my lover because my boobs are AMAZING

 

[Flirtinghubby]

I got naked with Burt Reynolds cause I had to pee.

Scary how close to truth that one is.

 

[CantBeTamed]

I shot a bowl of French fries because I love bacon.

 

[Sophie86]

I made out with some mayonnaise because I'm sexy as fuck.

 

[Will_HC]

I got naked with the toilet because the voices in my head said so.