Such a long time ago (4 years ago) at my Active Wear themed dress up karaoke party at a friend's pub. Too many free rounds of tequila shots and lots of cider and I was thinner, not at all beer fit and hadn't eaten prior ... such a mad fun night singing and dancing like a bunch of active lets get physical gym nuts and there may have been a moment where i threw myself into a bush - no idea ... and ended up laying down on a roundabout in the middle of the road and dragged my besty into her first encounter of an adult toy shop and there was a jelly double ended dildo light saber battle and so many other shenanigans and I didn't believe my bf or sis when they told me I passed out sprawled out starfishing the dining room table, a total hot mess ... until photographic evidence was provided. so shame! Anyway, I died a thousand deaths gir a solid 3 days afterwards and could only leave my bed to spew or use the toilet
WDYL hurt yourself?
