Banter Why Are They Single?

[Professor_Oral]

Continuously orders bacon during a date instead of having a conversation.

Are you on a date with Ron Swanson lol?

She constantly steals chips off your plate, despite claiming she doesn't want any

 

[Lord_Pistachio]

He corrects homework during a date

 

[vanilla_hips]

His balls are so full and heavy that he can't even get out of the house.

 

[Lord_Pistachio]

she talks to herself all the time pretending he doesn't notice

 

[vanilla_hips]

Always suffers a traumatic brain injury while on dates for trying to appear smart beforehand.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She can not have sex more than 4 times in her life

 

[vanilla_hips]

Can't have sex at all!

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She thinks that she will get older each time she has sex

 

[vanilla_hips]

He doesn't think.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She waits for me to enter through her back door

 

[vanilla_hips]

He's always mentally sitting in front of my back door and forgetting about all his dates.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Her back door gets her in lotta trouble

 

[Lord_Pistachio]

He likes the back door so much he decided to get another one done

 

[vanilla_hips]

Always busy adoring his special wallpaper.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Makes love only in the elevators Going up and down, kinda simulating

 

[Lord_Pistachio]

@vanilla_hips I love my wallpaper

He pretend to fly like an eagle during sex

 

[Stanthropical]

Demands people refer to him as lord.

 

[Fildo66]

Has his dates shoot nerf bullets at him so he can react scenes from the matrix. Problem is, he hasn’t dodged one nerf bullet yet.

 

[Locket44]

Greets people by kissing them on the ass

 

[Fildo66]

Speaking of where I got that from, she has all her dates “kiss her Royal Bottom.” it is nice and all but royalty?