Banter Why Are They Single?

[vanilla_hips]

He always shows up for a date with a paddle.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She gets confused whenever her date kisses her lips, and then she totally forgets who she is for 24 hours

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because his pubic hair stretches from here to China.

 

[Locket44]

She orders the most expensive thing on the menu and then scrapes it all into her handbag for her pet pig

 

[vanilla_hips]

She orders the most expensive thing on the menu and then scrapes it all into her handbag for her pet pig

Awww! A piggy in the handbag would be so fucking cute! ♥︎

Thread: Too dirty even for her dirtiest dates.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Because his pubic hair stretches from here to China.

Hoe many miles?

Thread: she steals from her date

 

[vanilla_hips]

Hoe many miles?

Thread: she steals from her date

Idk??? loL

Thread: she steals from her date

Just kisses.

Thread: At dinner he always orders too big sausages for his dates.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She yells at her date on the street: give it to me now

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because he lost his rope and handcuffs.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is still waiting for her white knight

 

[Dublinscot]

He always shows up for a date with a paddle.

And no canoe.

Thread: because he's a bird of prey - and seemingly only the third version of one

 

[FlirtyC]

He has an extra toe. But its in the middle of his back.

 

[Happilymarried38]

Everywhere he goes he's naked, even the supermarket and hairdressers.

 

[Inarinunya]

Everyone thinks she's with her friend and not available.

 

[FlirtyC]

Refuses to get off the inflatable swan. Even when its MY TURNNN

 

[Dublinscot]

Because the sock fell off and he got trapped between the G and B strings

 

[FlirtyC]

Because the sock fell off and he got trapped between the G and B strings

I need a tighter sock!!!!

Thread:
He says "in my vagina" after every statement. All day. Every day.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He is not flirty enough. Got only the C mark.

 

[Fildo66]

He tries to pay with everything in those coins you get at the old arcades. He thinks they are good doubloons that he claims he found while deep sea diving sunken pirates ship. Even though the coins say “Harry’s Wonderful Arcade” on the one side. “A” for effort though.

 

[Fildo66]

Probably because he can’t stop showing ass pics, cock pics and the occasional dildo pic. I mean, if a lady saw all that action, she probably thinks “What the hell does he need me for”? Guess I never, I mean … he … he never thought of it that way. Hmmmm….