Banter Why Are They Single?

[Fildo66]

Because she isn’t honest about her age. Oh she sounds amazing and tempts you with pics of her fingers inserted in fruit, which looks … so … good. What was I saying? Oh yeah … age. She pretends to be a sexual machine in the age range of 20 - 60. But she’s actually 123. Says so on her profile. And when she shows up? She is 123 years old!!! I mean, a good looking 123 year old. Not that I know a lot of 123 year olds to compare her to but I gotta imagine she looks good.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Because he likes spooning 66 more than 69

 

[Sarah_1964]

Because one woman couldn't keep up with him

 

[Locket44]

Because there is crowd control guards around her.

 

[Bossy_Chick]

Because they didn't have the key to her lock

 

[Locket44]

She's too bossy.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Too hot to handle

 

[Sarah_1964]

Too busy playing the field

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Insatiable

 

[Locket44]

He spends all his time counting everything he sees.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She boasts a lot about her SKILLS

 

[Locket44]

He brings along solutions that make his dates drinks fizz over and then laughs hysterically for hours

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is no fun at all

 

[Fildo66]

He always leaves his dates when I call and tell him we have work to do. I keep telling him he doesn’t have to come right away because we have time but I think he likes the excuse to leave.

 

[Sarah_1964]

He thinks a good date is to strip naked and skinny dip but the womrn he fancies don't want to get cold.

 

[Fildo66]

I think I know why she is single but I can’t say it here. .

 

[Sarah_1964]

I think I know why she is single but I can’t say it here. .

Do tell ...

He is single because he is too discreet.

 

[Fildo66]

Do tell ...

He is single because he is too discreet.

She is single because she doesn’t want just a single .. you know what. So until she can find the right, group date, she will remain single.

 

[Sarah_1964]

She is single because she doesn’t want just a single .. you know what. So until she can find the right, group date, she will remain single.

I feel seen

He is single because he is too perceptive.

 

[Fildo66]

I feel seen

He is single because he is too perceptive.

Because she wants to be seen. And taken advantage of which is a lot to ask on a first date. Not impossible though.