Banter Why Are They Single?

He comes in dressed like Sherlock Holmes and questions his date like he’s trying to solve a mystery. As if this isn’t bad enough, he eventually pulls out a pipe and starts smoking in a non-smoking restaurant. He eyes his date like she just committed murder and that asks, “What do you think, my dear Watson”? The confused date looks around and asks, “Who the fuck are you talking to? You know what, I think we’re done”.
 
Really can’t stand the letter “c” and confuses “1” for “I”. Other than that, not sure as I do not know him that well.
 
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He counts constantly, how many birds he sees as he's walking down the road, how many times his date blinks during one conversation, how many mouthfuls of steak he has....he can't hold a conversation because he's so busy counting.
 
Because he’s too modest. He spends all his time talking about how great his friends are and how blessed they are with such big cocks and how their sex lives are so great. Meanwhile, his cock is touching his dates leg from across the table. He’s modest ladies. Really is. ;)
Speaking of cock touching her leg … hello my dear. How is single life treating you? You really jumped in between Tom and I and I am totally unprepared for your lovely ass so … no idea why she is single. Just is and I don’t even know if that is true. Lol
 
She has too high of a sex drive and that pussy ass and mouth is so damn good you cant turm it down and she drains everything out you trying to keep up and all her men loose their job from missing work and showimg up late
 
I take back my previous statement. It’s because that’s the first thing she wants to see when you meet. It goes a pleasant hello. Kiss on the cheek. Hand outwards from her and “Size!”. Excuse me? “Size”! Size what? “Floor out into my hand”. Wait … what? “Now”. Ok … I don’t need this. Isn’t that how our date went? :p
 
You know, I used to always wonder why she named her profile pic WetFlower. I mean it was a picture of a flower with rain drops and really a neat pic. But then, and again, I heard this from this that know, that she is literally wet all the time. So when she’s asking for your junk in her hands, it’s because she’s ready to go … 24/7. Just a note to those of you that go on a date with WetFlower. Don’t run away. You will have a good night if you just unzip. Unless the size is … well just give it a shot
 
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