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ASB1278
Guest
He spends too much time here
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
- Start date
Still learning the alphabet
Because he can't stop smiling, kind of like the Joker
Women outside of virtual worlds have a too small skill tree for his taste.
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ASB1278
Guest
He was referring to your ASB. If you want to understand Sicko, you have to think outside the box. Do yourself a favor and don't think about it.
Because it is impossible for a woman to empty the washing machine in his presence. 
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ASB1278
Guest
ASB = My Initials
Thinks people don't know the alphabet
Because she is still too smart
Thinks people don't know the alphabet
Because she is still too smart
Stanthropical
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'Cause he can't leave his cage.
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ASB1278
Guest
Cause he's too particular
Cause she is infatuated with her initials
You know about people who never smile? Well, Tommy here never stops smiling. Even in the worst possible situations. There was a nasty traffic accident the other day, multiple deaths, and this guy just stood there, watching and grinning like Groucho Marx and the Cheshire Cat's crack baby.
No one wants to visit her after finding out her address.
She has a double use of the washing machine
His sophisticated style is too intimidating
Spends more time braiding his hair than paying attention to his dates.
She is great in bed, but not great after what happens in bed
She is great in bed, but not great after what happens in bed
