Banter Why Are They Single?

Because he thinks he’s this great magician. And it’s not even the pulling rabbit out of his ass or a rose from his top hat kind of stuff. It’s the little things like when his date is going bad, which most do after the 20th failed card trick, he tries to leave by throwing a smoke bomb in front of him after he tells her, “I bid thee good night lass” *poof*. And he’s still standing there. She tells him, “Ummm … you’re still here”. He then just tells her he’s going to the bathroom and leaves.
 
Probably because she looks so damn fine in her profile pics, which might be AI generated, and when she shows up to her dates looking sexy as fuck and ten times better than her avatar, her date’s are like, “Who are you?”
“I’m Amber, silly”
“No … *pulls out their phone*. “the girl I’ve been talking to looks like this”
*shows you the avatar on their phone*
“I know. That’s me”
Pbbt “You look nothing like this pic. This pic as beautiful. You are gorgeous and sexy as fuck. ‘Scuse my language. I think we just need to stop this before it starts.
Editor’s note: a little dramatic for effect. You are beautiful in every picture I see. :)
 
Fildo66 said:
Probably because she looks so damn fine in her profile pics, which might be AI generated, and when she shows up to her dates looking sexy as fuck and ten times better than her avatar, her date’s are like, “Who are you?”
“I’m Amber, silly”
“No … *pulls out their phone*. “the girl I’ve been talking to looks like this”
*shows you the avatar on their phone*
“I know. That’s me”
Pbbt “You look nothing like this pic. This pic as beautiful. You are gorgeous and sexy as fuck. ‘Scuse my language. I think we just need to stop this before it starts.
Editor’s note: a little dramatic for effect. You are beautiful in every picture I see. :)
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