Banter Why Are They Single?

She makes her dates wear a chastity belt and swallows the key and tells them that's the amount of time they have to prove they're worthy of her.

(if you're going to give away our secrets, so am I) ;):p
 
She’s busy perfecting her pie-making skills. She believes that finding a partner is like baking a pie. I was told that her last date asked her if “apple pie” was just a metaphor for her personality. Oh man, she’s still recovering from that one.
 
She arrives at every destination for her dates dressed as Cleopatra with eight guys carrying her in her palanquin. They are dressed in loin clothes only and she is dressed in her finest bed sheet toga. She arrives with little fanfare except the pedestrians taking pics and videos. Only music that announces her arrival are the car horns blaring to get out of the road. Her dates can’t compete with that. She has eight men with long dongs carrying her around. Usually doesn’t even make it to the hellos
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top