Banter Why Are They Single?

[Locket44]

Tells his dates that they are his dessert. When they arrive back at his place he tells them to make themselves comfortable, five minutes later he returns dressed as Hannibal Lecter.

 

[Rocco99]

She tells her dates that she has a thing for Hannibal lecter

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Because her bestie keeps stealing all the good dates
Because he is a rookie

 

[Rocco99]

Actually I am not cause he obviously doesn't pay attention to his dates

 

[Locket44]

He makes a big deal about the type of water he gets at dinner and then proceeds to use it to wash his already clean cutlery before he eats.

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Because her big pillow is the only one that holds her tight and never complains about her snoring

 

[Rocco99]

You can never be to sure about your cutlery


he eats off her floor instead of plates

 

[Locket44]

He brings them on a first date to get matching tattoo's

 

[Rocco99]

You want to go get matching tattoos

She has over 100 tattoos of Hannibal lecter

 

[Saximony]

He hits his dates over the head with a club and drags them by their hair to a cave.

 

[Locket44]

He will only have sex on top of pinball machines

 

[kcguy5150]

Intimidation by beauty

 

[Locket44]

He polishes his shoes so much it blinds his dates.

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

She's single because every time she meets someone, she can't help but talk about her "melon" collection, and guys just can't take her seriously

 

[Rocco99]

He's always touching himself when on dates and making grunting noises

 

[Locket44]

He can never remember his dates names and just refers to them as "you there."

 

[Rocco99]

It's actually "hey you there" lol

She scares off her dates by showing them her pictures of Hannibal Lecter she has stored on her phone

 

[Locket44]

He thinks that the phrase 'giving oral' means talking and so the conversation goes "I was giving oral to...." after the third time of him saying it his dates use their escape plan.

 

[Rocco99]

Tells her dates she fantasies about ratting out with Hannibal Lecter

 

[Locket44]

He suggests a romantic movie date and then brings them to "The Silence of the Lambs" and talks all the way through about how the movie reminds him of his ex, who has mysteriously disappeared.