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Takes a paper bowl, plastic spoon and a box of sugar cereal everywhere, and orders only milk when eating out. Needless to say, that's not something women look for in a man.
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Speaking of looking for something, he always shows up to his blind dates which sunglasses and a cane so he can “see” what his date looks like. She of course thinks he’s blind so she thinks nothing of it. If she’s not to his liking, he pretends it’s not him she’s looking for. If she is what he likes, he introduces himself and casually tosses aside the sunglasses and plays the cane off as if he needs it for an old sport injury. Quite the show if you’ve seen it
Cause his name is slopps which has some rhymes with pops, chops, crops, props, schnapps, and flops. The last one is why he's still single.
Because his idea of random dates is randomly choosing the fruit out of a bowl.
Keeps getting BURNED by commitment.
Every time before dating, she asks her horse for advice, because she’s looking for a stable relationship. The answer takes a year. So… you figure it out.
He goes fishing and calls his date, asking her if her CAT would like fish for dinner. I don't wanna tell ya how his date takes that!
Stanthropical
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He thinks he's a "dom"
Because he is still waiting for someone to realize his incredible awesomeness, but his partner-to-be is intimidated by his intense conversational skills and hasn't worked up the courage to approach him.
Because he hasn’t made the first move, but shes waiting in suspense touching herself ever so softly with her teddybear between her legs thinking of him , her moans are soft so he can hear her, but soft enough to know it wont reach him. His ears are still wanting and her quivers are still real.
Stanthropical
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'Cause he's always on the wrong page.
You know? No one can handle those legs 