Probably because she faps too much... at least that is the word on the street!
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Flirtinghubby
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Smells. Like. Cheese.
Because his wife keeps getting in the way of his relationships.
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
Cause otherwise she'd have to call herself SnowbunnyMilfLovesOnlyOneBBC
Honestly...no idea, I'd ship him.
Because he has no idea
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LilithX
Guest
She slaps too many asses to be taken seriously
When she invites people to play with her kitty, most are disapointed to find out she literally means her pet cat.
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LilithX
Guest
BBC stands for bacon bondage cult in her opinion, so she’s attracting the wrong kind of guy
Spends all day in the gym
His sunglasses have a bad habit of falling off, proving to his dates he's not a natural pair of sunglasses, just a guy wearing sunglasses.
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Hubby_Home_Alone
Guest
Cus there just isn't enough of that BBC around...
Spends all of his money on strippers, makes his dates pay for everything.
Dates turn him down because he cant afford a shirt
Ladies love that hes so fit! Until they discover he's about 4'2" at most...
Really the BBC stands for british baking channel, and MILF for made in little freezer... people just don't understand! Am I right snow bunny made in little freezer loves british baking channel?
His beard is home to half a dozen woodland critters, and naturally, he refuses to shave it.