Banter Why Are They Single?

The word on the street is that he arrives at his dates looking like Albert Eistein. Instead of explaining his Theory of Relativity, he likes to talk about his Theory of Singularity which is why he thinks he is single, even though that is not what it means. Once he bores the shit out of his dates with that chat, he rolls into his Theories of Sexual Gratification which pretty much ends the night. Which he brings him back to another Theory of his …. Of Self Gratification. Stay strong my friend. ;)
 
He likes to bring his dates home and show them off on the FCN cam. Kind of like a “Rate my date” thread, only on video. He comes out in a Pokémon onsie and begins dancing around as he half unzips, zips up, half unzips, zips up, three quarter unzips, zips up, full unzips … “Bro!!! She left five minutes ago when you entered the shot!!!! Forget the Pokémon thing!”
On the bright side, she was probably an 8. So good for you for getting her to your door step. ;)
 
Word on the street is that he likes to get his dates to go skinny dipping on the first night and lay around naked. Most women are like, “Could you at least take me to dinner before asking me that?” Oh yeah, that whole date night thing, he thinks. To make things harder getting a second date is the fact that he carries a Fanny pack filled with toys he wants to try on his dates.
Basically, from what I’ve heard, he wants to go from casual chat online to full out fantasy and skip the whole courtship thing. Slow down guy. Of course, all this is purely conjecture. I’m sure he treats the ladies just fine on the first date. Probably just a weirdo in general. Lol
Wait a minute! Is that me? Shit .. probably all true then.
 
From what I’ve heard and witnessed personally, when he has sex with his dates, his cock is so big that they can’t walk right for a week. I’ve helped him with new members and I’ve seen them cry when he inserts that thing. The man is just cursed with a shaft you have to see to believe.
 
Snap75 said:
He wants to compare dick sizes with anyone.
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Just to warn you, @Tom_the_eagle3 usually makes that into a game. If you lose, you have to suck him off and let me tell you, remember the old Scooby Doo cartoons or Bugs Bunny cartoons where they make that big ass sandwich and they unhinge their jaws in order to eat it? Yeah. That’s like fitting his cock in your mouth. It s tough. Trust me :)
 
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