Banter Why Are They Single?

I turned 44 back in February and I'm single but not single.

Oh God, I haven't had a drink in 5 months and I think I'm going to die.
 
I stand by my earlier post that she is infatuated with showing her breasts in public. I have never seen so many “wardrobe malfunctions” on one lady. And it’s always her left breast that pops out. Like the right one is the good breast and the left one is the evil breast trying to escape. She is damn near legendary on dates because every ex-prospect knows what’s coming so she attracts a crowd. Every time a guy doesn’t work out, he becomes the crowd. It is huge back here and getting harder to catch a glimpse
 
This guy has an inflatable bouncy house in his backyard that he loves to bring his dates home so they can see his “castle”. Kind of cute they think. So they have some drinks, maybe get naked and the he loves to watch the ladies’ breasts bounce up and down. Who doesn’t right? When the girls get turned on and want to go some place private, they ask to go inside get a little more acquainted. That’s when they find out he actually does live in the bouncy house. Done!
 
I think it is because he has a surgery bed complete with ankle restraints and arm cuffs. Normally I would be all for that but I believe he passes himself off as a doctor to his dates and then brings them home to that. When they ask if he is a real doctor, he simply says “no. Why?”
What makes it even creepier is the fact that he has a Hannibal Lecter mask hanging on the wall. This is only a suggestion but … maybe wait until date four or five or never to show her that. Expecting a little much I think for a first date.
 
This is just a theory I have because she has a great personality, sense of humor and a smoking body. So only thing I can think of is she likes to wear neon lights and her high visibility clothing. Her outfits almost look like something out of Star Trek. If you don’t get that reference, then her outfits kind of resemble something out of the movie Tron. Look it up. You won’t be disappointed. If you still don’t get it, just answer her ad looking for an “out-of-this-world cool cat”. You’ll see…..
 
SweetLesGirl said:
Because by the time he is done writing a respons on a message the girl have fall a sleep
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I shed a tear reading that. Lol probably true though. As for this beautiful lady, I heard it in the dating community that she has been on a ton of dates over the last year. And when I say tons, I mean a lot. Like two or something. Anyways, after all the dinners and movies and shows she has been taken to, she announced, “You know what? I don’t get into guys.” Du’oh … *sad face emoji*. :)
 
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