Banter Why Are They Single?

This is just what I’ve heard about this guy and I’m not 100% sure on the source so take it for what it’s worth. But have you ever watched a wrestling event, boxing or UFC? You know how the fighters or wrestlers come into the ring or octagon to their own music and introduction from the ring announcer? That’s what this guy does to his dates. He’ll take them to a nice restaurant and get them seated and then excuse himself to go to the bathroom.
As his date waits, the lights go out and “Macho Man” starts playing as a loud voice (apparently he knows every manager in town) blares over the speaker:
“And hailing from parts unknown … (your from this town), weighing in at 222 pounds (your like 250 man), at 6’6” (you’re like 5’8) with a cock that makes women (and probably guys) scream with pleasure, the man you’ve always wanted to take home to mom but thought she would steal him … the Titan of Truth (what does that mean?), Master of Pleasure, the reason you are wet between your legs right now!! The Cock of the Walk … @Steve1972!!!!”
He walks between tables as the music is blaring and the spotlight is follows him to the empty table. Apparently his dates have a limit on embarrassment. Notice I didn’t argue the truth in the size of his cock. :)
 
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Without knowing too much about him, I suspect he shows up on his dates looking like Edward Scissorhands. When his dates comment on his interesting choice of make-up for a date, he replies, “What make-up?”. Oooooooookaaaaaay ….
 
Uou see I think they’d be more concerned about the cutlery.

Anyway you are Single because you always bring your mom along who proceeds to talk your date’s ear off whilst stealing all their breadsticks
 
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