Banter Why Are They Single?

[Stanthropical]

Wears only striped outfits

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he is 24/7 coverd in dirt from his veggie garden

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Because no one can compare to her perfect drawings XD
And there is no way to achieve such perfection except through her loving soft hands

 

[LB71490]

Because she is a squirrel pigeon hybrid in human form.

 

[Stanthropical]

Only drinks coffee and eats coffee beans. Always wired.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Obvious: the garden is his obsession

 

[Stanthropical]

Always rummaging in my garden for rodents and brings them inside like trophies or gifts, depending on his wildly swinging mood

(fun fact: I rarely deal with the garden during the weekday, aside from picking a few things to eat or pressing the button to water some more during very hot days)

 

[DD_850]

He takes things to literal

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Peach envy nuff said XD

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Jumpy and jumps to the conclusions

 

[Steve1972]

Do we need to ask why?

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Because his jokes are too funny and his dates PTSL every time XD

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not paint her nails blue

 

[Busty_Nerd]

For having an abnormally large weapon

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

For not wanting her thighs to be creamed now and then

 

[Stanthropical]

Makes really bad fake eagle noises.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

For having blue balls

 

[Stanthropical]

Never helps with blue ball relief.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Because he keeps smacking people with large fish

 

[Stanthropical]

Thinks she's a cockatoo and stays on top of the fridge.