Banter Why Are They Single?

[Stanthropical]

Is a garage for men.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Is harboring all men's dicks

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Is not harboring enough dicks

 

[Harley31]

Everyone either has a kid or acts like a kid

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She has not find IT so far; hope she will

 

[Harley31]

He took too long and missed IT

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is taking her time to reach for IT and that way she is losing IT

 

[Busty_Nerd]

He keeps forgetting to bring his knee pads when he's being a cum dumpster

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She lost her mind when she saw my missile

 

[Busty_Nerd]

His missile gives people nightmares

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She keeps talking about my missile, revealing how proud she is as she has the privilege to see it. Well, guys get envious and bothered, then walk away from her

 

[Busty_Nerd]

He keeps bringing up his missile in all the conversations because he has no hobbies. He just shoves it into your face when you least expect it.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She has a huge base that only my missile can hit it. Thing is, she is not interested in the only perfect weapon.

 

[Locket44]

He IS a weapon, but not in the way he thinks

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is afraid of meaty weapons

 

[Locket44]

He laughs at his own jokes before he finishes them

 

[Harley31]

Shes holding out for me to be single

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not take her hands off, never

 

[Harley31]

His hands are never off either...ever lol

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is lost in fcn lol