Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Thalassa
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He spends too much time at the beach bodypainting bullseye targets on women's boobies. 
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Thalassa
Guest
He has "water" pistols filled with his cum, which he shoots at the booby bullseye targets. While at the beach, of course.
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Thalassa
Guest
Lol, it also needs "reloading"!
He steals women's panties. When he gets home, he soaks them in warm water for a week and then saves the specially flavored water in the fridge for hot days.
He steals women's panties. When he gets home, he soaks them in warm water for a week and then saves the specially flavored water in the fridge for hot days.
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He cries during sex
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Slopps
Guest
She makes men cry during sex
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Jinxy
Guest
He eats cheese during sex
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Slopps
Guest
Remind me how/why that is supposed to make single?
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She is single.... Eh... Because of that thing... With that.... Eh... Thing...? OK. I really don't why she is single, there is no valid explanation
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Jinxy
Guest
It’s that stinky blue cheese, and you don’t even cut it you just munch by the handful
Thread: still the cheese thing.
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Thalassa
Guest
She loves the beach so much she got this done, front and back:
Because at the end of every first date she has, when they ask for her number, she gives them mine.
Serioulsy PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serioulsy PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jeri36TG
Guest
Keeps answering the phone and going out with her leftovers hoping the next one will be the one...
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Jeri36TG
Guest
Elbeano... women dont find him as mysterous after they find out what he does for a living.