Banter Why Are They Single?

[Nillsonss]

For @vanilla_hips
Because men can't handle a woman like her...


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@Nillsonss
Unsure of what he is looking for...

Looking for banter such as this but I'm unsure how my "what I call" humor will mix.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He is lost in the ocean

 

[Stanthropical]

He's mute.

 

[ConsciousNobody]

He is intimidating.

 

[Nillsonss]

she keeps her eyes and legs closed during sex

 

[Stanthropical]

Lives on water in a kayak and eats only raw sea animals.

 

[MarcLipper]

He has weird rules like ‘no selfies.’

 

[Nillsonss]

Can't take him anywhere because he shows his ass ALL THE TIME

 

[Stanthropical]

Constantly talks about the names he's given to his toes.

 

[Nillsonss]

Can't convince him that a green face does not mean I am horny for you.

 

[Saximony]

Cuz hes always on his boat and its only got one seat

 

[Nillsonss]

Cuz he only cares about making his sax moan

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he is constantly on water somewhere rowing

 

[MarcLipper]

She constantly tells everyone how sweet she is.

 

[Nillsonss]

Cuz hes always on his boat and its only got one seat

You can throw darts, man! With 4 divorces, I've heard em all, I'm pretty sure. If not maybe I'll learn a new one!

 

[Nillsonss]

He bathed in 2015 and hasn't since.

 

[Stanthropical]

Is waiting for a miracle

 

[Nillsonss]

Won't leave his computer except for, nothing, just won't leave it.

 

[Stanthropical]

He tells everyone that his astrological sign is Kayak and pretends that water is religion.

Speaking of which, did you know you can now display your Astrological sign in your profile? Any much more!
https://www.freechatnow.com/forum/account/personal-details

 

[MarcLipper]

He brings up non sequitur comments in the middle of a meaningful discussion.