Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She has dedicated her life to serve her king Tom III.

 

[Stanthropical]

He's 3ft tall wannabe internet "dom"

 

[MorellaTheLeatherLover]

He spends too much time on the internet

 

[MarcLipper]

She makes leather body suits from scratch.

 

[MorellaTheLeatherLover]

Because he wears my leather body suits

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

So far, she has not found who appreciates her nutella enough

 

[Busty_Nerd]

He keeps trying to make uninterested people his subs

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She walks in pink, talks in pink and thinks in pink

 

[Busty_Nerd]

He doesn't do anything with pink because he's lame

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

She eats taco bell and thinks it's authentic Mexican

 

[Stanthropical]

Laughs like a robot. Sometimes, for no reason at all. Without anybody even talking . Scary.

 

[Fildo66]

Still wears outfits from the 70s. Almost like he’s taking his date to disco night. Guy wasn’t even born in the 70s and I’m afraid to ask where he got those outfits from. Yikes.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

He's Single because disco is cool, you're just lame.

 

[MorellaTheLeatherLover]

Because she is tenacious and taking her time looking for that right one. The right fit.

 

[Fildo66]

Because her name is misleading. Guys go out on dates with her because they think she is a dominatrix so they fantasize the whole date thinking about her sex chamber and torture devices. Turns out she just likes leather pants. Oh well …. her ass does look good in them so there’s that.

 

[Serena_A]

People keep misreading his name as Fido and the Spanish-speaking population keeps expecting a cute pup.

 

[Fildo66]

From what I’ve heard, she doesn’t even bother to remember the names of her dates. Her conversations go like this:
“What are you going to order Greg?”
“I don’t know what Greg is ordering. My name is Brad.”
“Oh … *sly snicker* I’m sorry. I’m horrible with names. What are you going to have, Brad?”
“I think I may have the 12oz sirloin.”
“Mmmm … sounds delicious.”
Waiter comes up to the table.
“May I get you two something to drink”
“I’ll have a dirty martini, please. What are you having Fred?”
*sigh*

 

[Stanthropical]

Wears only kilts to dates.

 

[Fildo66]

Acts like he’s in the Witness Protection Program and tells his dates that he absolutely cannot blow his cover and the only safe place he can be right now is naked in his bed with a gorgeous woman. That way it seems like he is a married man and not the single guy they are out to get. Let’s just say if this was real life, his cover would have been blown.

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesn't let his dates talk.