Banter Why Are They Single?

[Jinxy]

Because he insists on humping the legs of every visitor.

 

[Englishflower]

Because there are no men 'under the sea'

I beg to differ Mermen lolz

 

[Penguin_Petey]

Because she keeps moving the egg cups (don´t ask lol)

 

[SaschaDom]

Because he is too much in love with his dog

 

[FireflyEyes]

Because he never takes off his shades

 

[SaschaDom]

Because no one is able to unlock her door

 

[Thalassa]

Because he drives in the HOV lane by himself and has a bumper sticker that says so.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Because she insists on hot branding any man who wishes to see her nude

 

[justagoodguy55]

Look at her pictures. Look how stunning she is.

No guy could handle so much beauty

 

[Thalassa]

Because she insists on hot branding any man who wishes to see her nude

Lol. What would the branding iron say?

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Because he refuses to warm up his women's cold feet.

 

[Slopps]

Because she has freezing feet

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

They have seen his "weapon of mass destruction"

 

[OnyxStorm]

Because people want to cuddle not shuffle hahaha

 

[European_stormtrooper]

Because she is a powerful women.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Spends too much time writing greeting cards to insects.

@Thalassa I haven't seen it...but Slopps told me it was a trident ...and I heard from another anonymous source that it was like a QR code you could scan to get their name and banking details when you forgot which one they were...

 

[FireflyEyes]

spot on...

Sam, on the other hand, secretly lives in a marshmallow house. The ladies can't handle his too sickly sweetness.

 

[Hotcarter76]

No one has unlocked the key to your heart

 

[Snickerbar]

BC he hides his awesome beard.

 

[European_stormtrooper]

Because she hasn't drunk from the fountain of love for a long time and covid isn't helping her (??)

 

[MelancholyArtist]

because Storm troopers never shoot straight.