Err - he is not single and in a relationship with a gorgeous lady - pass! lol
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Garth888
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Because it takes her long to figure out how to put that bathing suit on
He enjoys solitude and hasn't found the right person to share it with yet
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FallenFreya
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Because she moons everyone she sees.
Because the saxophone can only play single notes at a time
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FallenFreya
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Because he spends more time fingering his guitar than anything or anyone else.
Because she feeds her men till they are fat and breaks off with them
Omigawd damnit...that is true! lol
Because he dont have boobs
Because that beautiful smile stays even when she sleeps...it can get creepy y'know...
Hey...I can get a decent cleavage if I squeeze together hard enough
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FallenFreya
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Because he only sings love songs to his guitar, while fingering it...
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Slopps
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All he can think of is having sax 
He smells a bit to much like cheese
Because she's too wise to put up with the likes of men.
He looks to much like his hero Clint Eastwood and even goes around on dates asking woman “Go ahead. Make my day” while holding his cock in his hand.
Pretty sure the western wear from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Hang Em High, High Plains Drifter and Two Mules for Sister Sarah is a huge turn off. Even if they are originals purchased at auction.
Have to change your style man! Unless you find that woman that does “make your day”.
Pretty sure the western wear from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Hang Em High, High Plains Drifter and Two Mules for Sister Sarah is a huge turn off. Even if they are originals purchased at auction.
Have to change your style man! Unless you find that woman that does “make your day”.
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Jinxy
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His toy collection is so big he now can not even get out the door.