Banter Why Are They Single?

[Jinxy]

Cause she is such a brat.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Coz she doesn't put out

 

[Jinxy]

Because he lives in a cave in the woods

 

[Chris_90]

Because she drinks too much espresso martini’s and therefore can’t remember how to button her clothes..

 

[Jinxy]

Because he can’t remember how to tighten his belt so his pants fall down all the time making him trip over and knock himself out so he doesn’t make it to a date.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because she keep losing her buttons

 

[Fildo66]

Because every time her date wants to draw her, she says she’s too tired. Then she sleeps in the nude without covers. Actually, that’s a reason to be with her. Hmmm ... probably because she is too intimidating as a nude model. .

 

[LilithX]

Because women assume he’s not single since he has a chick hanging on him

 

[Jinxy]

Because she won’t settle, and good dudes are hard to find.

 

[phantoml067]

Because she listens to cheesy boy bands

 

[Misha000]

Slightly mad

 

[Jinxy]

Because he was caught dancing around the house to Harry Styles and the footage was posted online

 

[BabyBrit]

she’s too intimidating

 

[Jinxy]

She is not everybody’s cup of tea

 

[Chris_90]

She doesn’t believe in love other than the love for baths and cocktails… nobody stands a chance!

 

[Jinxy]

Every time he tries to approach someone he pants fall down and he scares them away

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because she have tittie fever is dangerous

 

[Fildo66]

Guess what!! I gotta fever!! And the only prescription ... is more cowbell!!!!

There you go. She doesn’t have a cowbell. Kind of a silly reason to be single but I didn’t make the rules.

 

[Tdp06]

Didn't you see that dildo collection??

 

[LilithX]

Have you seen him blink? He talks just as fast