Banter Why Are They Single?

Because his profile pic is actually his own artistic rendition of his blowup doll, which he takes to every first date to see if she approves. When she “nods” her approval, he asks his date if she is into threesomes. That usually ends the first date. Aaaaannnnnnnnnd the next blind date. And the next one .... So there’s that.
 
Well, as I alluded to in another thread, he has a boa constrictor for a dick. Pretty sure it scares the hell out of any dates he meets up with. They probably thing he has a tumor down there. I mean ... good lord. Ladies!! Don’t be too quick to judge. He may be worth the sleepover. :)
 
She started talking about medical benefits of having 7% body fat, and brought charts of comparative body types then categorized the possible suitors into classes....no one made the top class.
 
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