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Misha000
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He got lost at sea and nobody could be bothered waiting for him to wash up
That would do itHe began every sentence with a slurp and mumbled the words to meatloaf classic, " I would do anything for love!"
Better late then pregnantShe's always late
I have the nipples thank youHis nipples are wonky. It fucked with all his chicks minds
*Blushes*I am in both places at once darling don't you worry about me