Banter Why Are They Single?

[Dirtybugger666]

She's just not ready for humans.

 

[DD_850]

He's too obsess with rabbits

 

[Dirtybugger666]

He's serving time for abuse of a policehorse

 

[DD_850]

He's serving time for abuse of a policehorse

sshhh where did you get that information?

 

[Dirtybugger666]

sshhh where did you get that information?

I'm cell 414

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Because she leaves crumbs all over the bed

Uhmmmmm cause she wants to be! Obviously! Cause she can have a gem of a dude anytime she damn well feels like it. Hello Miss XYZRP!!!


Thread.... uhmmm something something extremely premature ejaculations.

 

[LillyK]

Because those aren't sprinkles they're very sparkley crabs

 

[DD_850]

I can't think of a thing who wouldn't want to be with LillyK99

 

[Dirtybugger666]

His idea of a date is Maccas and a motel

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He brings his pets to every single date

 

[Dirtybugger666]

She's a pet for every date.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He only owns one key

 

[Dirtybugger666]

She prefers the company of death row inmates

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He wears a bum bag

 

[Dirtybugger666]

She wears a colostomy bag

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He empties colostomy bags​

 

[Dirtybugger666]

She saves colostomy bags

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He has a mullet

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Mullets are cool!

She has a collection of horse heads.... It's just weird!

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He thinks mullets are cool