Cause he is still looking for a fresh one.
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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FallenFreya
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He feeds his dates too many pastries
He cant find his 9 partner
She looks in the wrong direction
She looks in the wrong direction
Touring days are over unfortunately
Pamela Handerson
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Coz he's a peanut
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
2 letters
P.E.
P.E.
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Lol sure. Whatever makes you happy!
Smoke on da wata
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Clearly he's a drummer
Looking at that avatar it must be the smell all avoid him
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Jinxy
Guest
His smell seems to have wafted on to her.
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Because she is secretly an emperor penguin in disguise trying to work her way up the corporate ladder so she can take over the world!!!!
In short.. no time.
Edit.. and possibly fishy breath.
In short.. no time.
Edit.. and possibly fishy breath.
There is just to many fly's around his head fly's is evil 
Cause she can't be plural.
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Because he's a filthy tramp. Gives them all a chat up line then the d then he dumps me I mean you
Cause he stinks; I mean who would inch closer to him, let alone living and sleeping with him. Holds my nose.