Banter Why Are They Single?

It's not me that smells, it's the mould In my pits.
And you're single coz, umm, coz your going grey!
And you leave the seat up!
 
Because I heard she likes to make men (or women) call her their master. Usually the ones that make it to the “chamber” room and see all her wonderful toys, don’t make it to phase two. Aka … the second date. The ones that do … are never heard from again. Maybe I’m think of somebody else. If that’s the case, then I have no idea. Maybe her house if filled with self-portraits? That would be a dumb reason though.
Actually, I have it on good authority (@Jinxy) that she likes to pick fights. Must be it. :)
 
I think because he tells all his dates that he admires eagles and birds in general. The grace they fly with and how they take care of their young by feeding them worms. He then asks his dates to open up for the worm as he unzips his pants. Problem is, Tom does not have a worm for a cock. He has a snake. But I digress. I think his dates just think the whole experience is weird and that he’s a nice enough guy but the worm thing is just too much. At least on a first date. At least that’s what I heard anyways.
 
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Fildo66 said:
I think because he asks all his dates that he admires eagles and birds in general. The grace they fly with and how they take care of their young by feeding them worms. He then asks his dates to open up for the worm as he unzips his pants. Problem is, Tom does not have a worm for a cock. He has a snake. But I digress. I think his dates just think the whole experience is weird and that he’s a nice enough guy but the worm thing is just too much. At least on a first date. At least that’s what I heard anyways.
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LOLOLOLOL Ooo Is that all lol :)
 
Again, just rumors I’ve heard but, from the guys I have talked to who have gone on dates with @MissLed , she somehow gets the conversation steered towards her tattoos. And I don’t know if she has a lot of them, but it sounds like her whole body is covered in tattoos. She likes to spend the whole date telling the story behind each tattoo. Other then that, I hear she is pleasant to listen to. These, of course, are unsubstantiated rumors as I have not been on a date with her. ;)

Good grief I type too much. @Tom_the_Eagle2 … see above post as to why you are single. Lol
 
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