Banter Why Are They Single?

[Flirtinghubby]

Shes fallen..... and they cant get it up.....


?!??! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lolol

 

[SweetLesGirl]

He flirt way to much with everybody

 

[DD_850]

She's too rough in bed which isn't necessarily all that bad

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Cause he wants to do IT only electronically

 

[MissLed]

Coz he keeps looking for Prey lolol

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Cause she is afraid of deflowering

 

[Dirtybugger666]

He's waiting for the one, and she is fictional

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Trucks can't get a partner

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he is a thieve

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Because her one true love is made from graphite

 

[Jolly_RoRo]

She sleeps with a Harry Potter blowup doll.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

He hasn't left the house in 8 and a half years. He has been adjusting his tie this whole time but can never seem to get it juuuuuuuust right.

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Cause he is flirting with everyone he meets; guys or girls.

 

[DD_850]

His eyes are dandelions is he even human anymore?

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he spend more time taking selfies than with his partners

 

[Chris_90]

Because they’ll eventually find out she has the biggest lesbian porn collection in the universe… and end up watching that as well

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Because he self admitted he wears lingerie.....

 

[DD_850]

Because he won't change his damn underwear

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He is too busy taking selfies

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Working as a moderator made her forget about that