Banter Why Are They Single?

[DD_850]

Cause she is too much of a sexy asian bitch for anyone to spend time with her

Edit: Cause he won't grow his beard any longer

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Both of you are not wrong

He is too busy flirting with @Tom_the_Eagle2

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Cause she has been waiting for me @SexyAsianBitch

 

[MissLed]

Because he keeps eating his prey lol

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Cause she always lols

 

[MissLed]

lol Coz he keeps playing with his darn food lol

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Afraid of cocks since she was young

 

[MissLed]

lol For always losing the key to the front door lol

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

For liking it only through backdoor lol

 

[MissLed]

lol For losing the back door key too lol

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

For being afraid that her door will be dislodged

 

[DD_850]

Cause he talks to much about Eagles they are pretty cool animals

 

[Jinxy]

Because no one can ever recognise him

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Cause she still cant unzip that ^^^^

 

[Fildo66]

I think because he refers to his private part as “his majesty”. So when he really wants a blowjob, he will say things like, “All bow before his majesty” and then drop his pants. Or something like “I present to you, his Majesty. Please cum forward and pay your respects”. I think he means his cock is “Majestic” and not royalty but nobody has ever told him that. Plus, when we are breaking in new members, I find it funny. .
Other then that, not sure why.

 

[Thalassa]

Omg. He writes tooooooo much. The woman dozes off within minutes. Falls to the floor. Gets a concussion.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

For being to hot to handle

 

[FallenFreya]

Because all she wants to do is eat fruit cake, sketch ladies, and message @Jinxy

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Lol thanks Freya that makes me laugh

Thread: because she is to busy painting beautiful pictures

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Cause she is always on the beach