Banter Why Are They Single?

I think because he has the Hugh Hefner thing going on where he brings his dates home and has them dress up as Playboy bunnies while he lounges around in his silk bathrobe. Kind of a sexy idea except that he bought the bunny outfits online so they’re not the slinky, black sexy maid outfits with bunny tails on them. They are actually bunny costumes. Like the ones that scare kids when they hand out eggs for Easter. But hey, why waste a good thing and he seems to have no problem bringing women home.
 
Because all he can ever talk about is himself. Not to mention he likes to use the phrase, “That’s what she said” … a lot. And out of context. One example I heard was when he was on a blind date and his companion for the night was looking over the menu and stated how much she loves a good size steak.
“That’s what she said”
Ok, that fit in that scenario but in the next breath, she also said she loves a good house salad.
“That’s what she said”
Look bro, next time just get it in one time and let it go. And I know, “That’s what she said”. Yep. Walked right into that one.
 
He’s always telling his dates to get a picture of him from below, like in his profile pic. Then transitions that to, “While you’re down there….” and unzips his pants. C’mon man. That was funny the first five times.
 
Oh no... It's Phil Dough.
He tells women to knead and need his peepee. That's why they call him Phil Dough.
 
Because when she goes on a date, she always sings “Part of Your World” from Little Mermaid. Which really confuses her dates. :)

 
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