Banter Why Are They Single?

I can’t confirm this but when he takes his dates home, he hides in the closet and makes his date say “Sexyman” five times into the mirror before he appears. I’m guessing it’s a play on the “Candyman” movies but nobody has ever made it to the fifth time saying his name before saying “F this” and leaving. Usually the night ends with him, some lube and him muttering “sexyman” into the mirror before he jacks off. Still, all in all, not a bad night. :)
 
Fildo66 said:
I can’t confirm this but when he takes his dates home, he hides in the closet and makes his date say “Sexyman” five times into the mirror before he appears. I’m guessing it’s a play on the “Candyman” movies but nobody has ever made it to the fifth time saying his name before saying “F this” and leaving. Usually the night ends with him, some lube and him muttering “sexyman” into the mirror before he jacks off. Still, all in all, not a bad night. :)
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I think this is the best response I have ever read in this thread.

he never makes it out of his bedroom to actually meet anyone.
 
Lol … there is no real reason for her being single. Except that she is so damn cool and fun on here, she forgets to leave time for dating. Matter of fact, I believe the line I just passed were guys (@SweetLesGirl was in it to. Just saying and I found that extremely hot) at her door hoping to get a chance to prove their worth. I jumped in it just because I saw a line and who doesn’t get in a line when they see one? Besides, I would take this lady out on a date just to hang with her.
I think I forgot the point of either this thread or my pointless drivel. Oh yeah … why is @Jinxy single? No damn clue. Lol
 
Cause up till now she has not found the right guy who would give her everyday the spanking she needs
 
Because she can’t get the spanking for the man or woman she desires she has been not looking for love for awhile and doesn’t realize that there are people out there, she’ll find out someday
 
You know how in those old mob movies, if you were given a rose, it meant that you were dead? Yeah … me either. Might have made that up. Anyways, that’s the idea behind @jodie’s notes. If you go on a date and get a note at the end of the night, she does my want to see you again? How many guys have made it through the first date without getting the note of death? She’s still single right? Do the math. :)
 
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