Banter Why Are They Single?
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Me thinks it is because she speaks in tongues. However, when she is not speaking in tongues, she is using it very well. So not sure but I also hear she brings the guys over to her house only to tell them, “just kidding. I am not into *pointing at their cock* that”. Which in and of itself is sexy 
Dang. That cracked me up. Email a guy she’s not interested. Lol. Because no one can hold her interest long enough or is freaky enough for her.
. Or are they ……?
From what I can gather from talking to the ladies and the one guy that answered his ad in the paper (yeah I said paper), his first date is always in his car. But not exactly. It’s almost like a tailgate party for two and then hopes of recreating his favorite summer of 69 moment … making out in the back of his car on Passion Point. Problem is he’s driving a compact and … let’s just say it’s harder to get into the back of those things nowadays. Bravo for trying though
This guy … where do I begin? First off, he starts out his online response so any serious inquiries with a picture of his toys. Kind of like when you get that message “ding” on your private inbox and you’re all excited. Starts off with a innocent “hello … hru?” kind of message? This guy thinks the proper response is *upload photo* and send. How about a “hello” back knucklehead.
Not only that, when they don’t respond to that, he sends a pic of his real toy. Ever hear the expression “Going down in flames”? Yeah .. that’s this guy’s online routine. A complete train wreck. When he does get a poor lady to agree to meet up, he shows up naked at her house like nobody in this world owns a single piece of clothing and they all walk around naked. It is sad and I just want to tell the guy to wake up, man. It’s not working!!
There was only one time he changed up his routine in hopes of landing a single date that lasted more than the 10 seconds it took her to close the door when she saw him naked. And that one lady now lives with me..
*Editor’s note: None of the events are confirmed as real. Also, no one was hurt in the filming of the above events and if you were, you signed a consent form.
Not only that, when they don’t respond to that, he sends a pic of his real toy. Ever hear the expression “Going down in flames”? Yeah .. that’s this guy’s online routine. A complete train wreck. When he does get a poor lady to agree to meet up, he shows up naked at her house like nobody in this world owns a single piece of clothing and they all walk around naked. It is sad and I just want to tell the guy to wake up, man. It’s not working!!
There was only one time he changed up his routine in hopes of landing a single date that lasted more than the 10 seconds it took her to close the door when she saw him naked. And that one lady now lives with me.
.*Editor’s note: None of the events are confirmed as real. Also, no one was hurt in the filming of the above events and if you were, you signed a consent form.
He just couldn't find a onsie tuxedo
Because he's just too cool 
who wants to clean the clogged sink with hair every day? For @MelanchollyArtist
because the nuts are not safe with her
because the nuts are not safe with her
From what I’ve seen, when he takes his date to the movies, he sits with a space between them. Not sure if it is a phobia or something happened to him as a child, but it reminds me of when a group of young boys used to go to a movie and they were always like, “Don’t sit right next to me. Always leave a space between.” i don’t know if that’s it but might be a contributing factor.
Plus he should think about changing his profile name on his dating apps from Oldman50 to Younghungforfun. That should bring in the ladies. That’s stupid advice. Forget it. You’re fine as you are.
Plus he should think about changing his profile name on his dating apps from Oldman50 to Younghungforfun. That should bring in the ladies. That’s stupid advice. Forget it. You’re fine as you are.
