Banter Why Are They Single?

[Fildo66]

From what I can tell from the picture, he takes his dates to concerts and somehow winds up on stage naked. Not sure if he just brought a friend along in that photo with a really long tube sock covering his junk but it can be awkward. I think the one time he started playing with the musicians “keyboard” was the last straw. He’s been a YouTube sensation ever since and single to boot so plenty of time to streak.

 

[FlirtyC]

He’s been a YouTube sensation ever since and single to boot so plenty of time to streak

Don't dox me!!!!!


Because his lady got tired of getting herself off while he was typing out his 5 paragraph essays on the "would you fuck the user above you" thread.

 

[GOTHPIXIE]

LMAO

He devotes his time and skills to crowd surfing naked... simply doesn't have the extra time for dating

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause her legs would be always spread like in her pfp

 

[CowGirlMichelle]

Is online to much no time to date

 

[GOTHPIXIE]

Cause her legs would be always spread like in her pfp

HEY!! They aren't completely spread

 

[SamlightIsBack]

They wear too much black

 

[JudithJ1337]

Doesn't trust anyone.

 

[FlirtyC]

She executes her lovers based on their lovemaking abilities; brutally, swiftly, and completely indifferent to any potential repercussions.

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Hey there baby..

 

[Snap75]

He lives in 1988. Good era, but the mullet is out, and he hasn't trimmed his nails or brushed his teeth since that date.

 

[JudithJ1337]

He can't see with his shirt over his head. Kissing is difficult.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She wants her flower to be watered once in an hour

 

[JMatthews]

Eagles soar. Hard to catch and they are vicious

 

[JudithJ1337]

She wants her flower to be watered once in an hour

Ha! True.

Loves his horse too much.

 

[JMatthews]

Well, Willie is a good horse.

She is insatiable in the bedroom

 

[DD_850]

He certainly knows how to give a good ride. That's what i heard anyways

 

[Fildo66]

Speaking of rides, this guy likes to bring his dates home, put on his pony onsie and charge 1 cent for a ride. Problem is 1 cent leads to an expensive medical bill because he literally has a horse size cock. But the ride is worth the price. At least that is what I heard.

 

[DD_850]

Well i heard that this guy while he is being ridden that he makes you recite the entire national anthem. He says it's one of his many kinks but i assure you people it's worth it you'll learn a few things while also receiving ultimate pleasure

 

[Stanthropical]

Demands hotdog links in his cereal. Not sliced either.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

The reason is obvious; he was married to FCN and failed to satisfy its needs; since then he is single