Banter Why Are They Single?

[Chris_90]

Every man is afraid she will crack his nuts..!

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Because the alpaca is a problem child and he won't tell it no

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause she eats their nuts alive lol first time she see 'em

 

[J0DIE]

Is he?

 

[Locket44]

because she wont share her marshmallows

 

[J0DIE]

Because she wants my marshmallows?

 

[Noonereallyknows]

Because she always wants to win

 

[J0DIE]

Well not everything

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not want to win 'em

 

[Locket44]

she never removes her shades

he won the lottery and won't share! (reminds me, I won and still haven't checked the amount )

 

[J0DIE]

Well that would be nice

Win' em??????????

 

[Locket44]

she wants to steal my winnings

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because she is obsess with an eagle

 

[Steve1972]

Because she is a truly free spirit

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Who knows mayne he loves to walk on his ears and it looks too weird

 

[Fildo66]

I think it is because she carries around a pad of paper and pencils and always asks her dates is she can draw them. Not naked kind you. Just draw them for posterity sake. So they’ll sit there and she will draw. And draw. And draw. Eyebrows creased in concentration. Sound of the pencil dancing across the paper. Dates are trying to stay still. And it comes out looking like an Emoji face with hair and a stick body.
We all have our talents, I guess. . In her defense, she is not short on dates to practice on so there is that.

 

[JustDavis]

It's my turn to be happy!

 

[Slopps]

He won't take the sunglasses off. Even at night. Even in bed.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he is anti thights

 

[Steve1972]

The only possible reason could be because she chooses to be