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Apricot
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She is too far away. I think she lives in Africa and thats a hell of an expensive love night.
Banter Why Are They Single?
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she gives oral to every guy in the ward.
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Takes a double bass with him everywhere. Every. Fucking. Where.
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FallenFreya
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Because he doesn't let anyone taste his cucumber.
her beauty and kindness intimidate weak people
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FallenFreya
Guest
Because she is too beautiful people get jealous over her
His magic scares everyone
has too many suitors and cannot choose
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Is unsure of how many people she is, which makes for impossible interactions.
thinks he’s a psychiatrist
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Thinks everyone is a psychologist and taunts them using misappropriated psych jargon, making for some very awkward conversations followed by hours of silence and loud chewing of food.
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LB71490
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He spends more time with the garden.
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
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FallenFreya
Guest
Because she doesn't share pizza
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Won't leave his dog behind for a minute. Where he goes, dog goes.
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FallenFreya
Guest
Because he doesn't have a dog.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Because she meows everywhere she goes. Even attempts other people to meow with her.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
He says he abides, but he doesn't, which breaks the deal.
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