Banter Why Are They Single?

[FallenFreya]

Still doesn't have a dog, or a cat I can meow at.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She has not met the right man who can fix her a cup of tea daily

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Because he doesn't spank hard enough

 

[danniii]

She's just to bloody hot to handle

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Because she's too awesome to be tamed

 

[Esoterix]

She craps all over peoples cars and stuff.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is waiting for her knight to come and take her on his white horse

 

[LB71490]

Women run when they realize he is half human and half eagle.

 

[danniii]

Because his addiction to coffee has taken over his life

 

[Snap75]

Because Dannii has a very imposing penis.

Allegedly

 

[danniii]

Because his last girlfriend stole his stash and it didn't end well.. plus the crabs dont help

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause of the annoying sounds she makes when ummmm you know

 

[Snap75]

He gargles everything before swallowing

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

For being a cum dumpster

 

[Snap75]

Because he can't read

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Because he always rocks back

 

[Stanthropical]

Tries to spank anything that moves, always making for an embarrassing spectacle in public.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He lives with different types of insects

 

[LB71490]

He is too hyper and energetic.

 

[Locket44]

He drinks so much coffee that he permanently has the shakes so much that no one can understand what he's saying