Banter Why Are They Single?

[Stanthropical]

Reinvents himself too often

 

[SweetLesGirl]

He is to busy banning people to have time for seducing

 

[LB71490]

She is so sweet that others don't want to turn her sour and bitter.

 

[Stanthropical]

Refuses to make coffee for partner.

 

[Locket44]

Only allows his partners to eat salad

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesn't know how to drive.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He lives only to mourn his HOE

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

He likes spankings wayy too much and always waits for the most inopportune times to do it

 

[LB71490]

She is always grumpy.

 

[Stanthropical]

has coffee mugs everywhere--can't even see the floor from all the whole mugs, broken mugs, half-empty mugs, stacked boxes full of mugs. It's a hoarding disaster

 

[Normalish]

They've heard about the size of his meat and two veg

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He has a permanent issue: he can not cum on time

 

[Stanthropical]

tripolar

 

[Locket44]

He lives in a house built of cabbages, it can get smelly there.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She lost the key to the lock that open her door for potential partners

 

[Snap75]

She has an over protective pet rhinoceros. Kinda scary!

 

[Locket44]

He insists on branding all his dates on the forehead on the first date

 

[Snap75]

He insists on branding all his dates on the forehead on the first date

It's a mushroom stamp, not a brand.

Thread. She gives out secrets

 

[Locket44]

He tells everyone he's a fun guy but then they find out he meant fungi but it's too late then because they've already been branded

 

[Stanthropical]

Walks around with the shirt open. Everywhere.