Banter Why Are They Single?

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he is in love with his weird cucumbers

 

[FallenFreya]

Because she knows her worth.

 

[Stanthropical]

Apprehensive

 

[stoneyBBW]

Becuase he doesnt do drugs lol

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She is to busy baking

 

[Chris_90]

Too many boobies in the world… she can’t choose

 

[FallenFreya]

Because he knows the one he wants. One day he won't be single anymore.

 

[xChickenNuggetz]

Because all she wants is hugs and nothing more, no one wants just that, especially on this site.

 

[FallenFreya]

Because he doesn't realise the power of a hug.

 

[Locket44]

Because everyone wants to hug her and she can't decide who to hug first

 

[xChickenNuggetz]

Because she's insecure about her boobs, so she only ever shows half of them

 

[J0DIE]

Because he wants a lady to want deez nuggets

 

[Locket44]

Because she keeps smothering her dates to death with her boobs

 

[J0DIE]

Because she wants my boobies

 

[Locket44]

Because everyone wants her boobies and although there's plenty to go round it's still not enough for everyone

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I have no damn idea why. She seems perfect.

 

[J0DIE]

People are scared of his staff

 

[Locket44]

She's too sexy

 

[J0DIE]

Wish that were the case

She waiting for someone to sweep her off her feet

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Last time someone tried to sweep her off her feet, they put their eye out with those amazing boobs