Banter Why Are They Single?

[FallenFreya]

Because he's on FCN looking at boobies

 

[Locket44]

Because she brings a unicorn that farts glitter on all her dates

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Has to be by choice, She's to sexy to be without a man!

 

[Locket44]

He carries his pants everywhere but never wears them!

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She is to hot to handle and nobody can read the manual

 

[Locket44]

She invites people for tea, but when they leave they can't remember anything

 

[FallenFreya]

Because she brings a unicorn that farts glitter on all her dates

Think that's more a Lexi thing.

Because Tom flirts too much, and she can't get an opening to flirt.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because her smile is so bright it makes all the hopeful man blind

 

[Locket44]

Because she adds sugar to everything..... Tea, dinner... Boobies....

 

[Stanthropical]

Pretends her breasts are always talking, not her. Like in Ace Ventura the per detective does with his buttocks.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Has a wired kink; before sex he would chew a gum with his ass and make a bubble

 

[Locket44]

He automatically strips anytime he steps into an elevator no matter who is in there

 

[Caption_And_Sext]

She wants to have fun and mess around and instead of getting tied down to one man

 

[LiuWeiwei]

cause he is locked in a bathroom...

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Because kissing that Mask Sucks.

 

[LiuWeiwei]

always dressing never makes it to the date lol

 

[Caption_And_Sext]

Likes multiple dicks at once

 

[Locket44]

He captions everything

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She cause accidents with her boobs

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

She has to much love for just one person.