Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Because she is always in the shower, draping a towel seductively over herself 
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Because he can only talk about booty's
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VintageVixen
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She hasn't moved to Canada yet.
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Cause she has not found her cave man
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Somedudewithtattoos
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because hes an eagle
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Wears only huge ass massive boots eerywhere, even to shower and bed. Ridic.
To play on a previous post I typed on the “What is the above user known for”, he always tries to hypnotize his dates. For what reason? Who knows. I don’t think it’s for sex because the date hasn’t made it past the appetizers …. ever. From what I hear, it usually goes something like this:
Stan: I believe I can hypnotize you into having sex with me right outside this restaurant.
Date: really?!? I bet you can’t.
S: look into my eyes and don’t blink.
D: Ok. I am looking into your eyes.
S: you are getting very aroused right now. You want to ….
D: I blinked
S: Damn it! Let’s try it again. Look into my eyes and tell me how much you want my …
D: Shoot. I got some dust in my eye. Don’t you hate that. *laughs*
S: Its ok. Please look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. When I snap my fingers your will awake and won’t be able to keep your hands off …
D: Did you see they have two for one appetizers tonight?
S: I really want to show you … fuck it. Let’s order.
Stan: I believe I can hypnotize you into having sex with me right outside this restaurant.
Date: really?!? I bet you can’t.
S: look into my eyes and don’t blink.
D: Ok. I am looking into your eyes.
S: you are getting very aroused right now. You want to ….
D: I blinked
S: Damn it! Let’s try it again. Look into my eyes and tell me how much you want my …
D: Shoot. I got some dust in my eye. Don’t you hate that. *laughs*
S: Its ok. Please look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. When I snap my fingers your will awake and won’t be able to keep your hands off …
D: Did you see they have two for one appetizers tonight?
S: I really want to show you … fuck it. Let’s order.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Obsessed with power of persuasion, aka "hypnosis," and cant walk past a single mirror without attempting to "hypnotize" himself. It becomes a huge spectacle in public and usually lasts for two hours.
From the stories I’ve heard, she constantly teases her dates with opening and closing the buttons on her shirt. Kind of one of those “Oops! *giggles* How did that happen?” moments. How does this explain why she is single? It’s kind of like getting to 2nd base with a girl or guy. The shirt never gets to the 2nd button. Of course, this is all good to me by guys who never made it to 2nd base with this lovely lady so the stories might be a bit jaded.
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She falls asleep the moment her partner touches her boobs
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She orgasms the moment she takes her panties off then falls asleep
