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Tom_the_eagle3
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She is allergic to facts 
Banter Why Are They Single?
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He is delusional
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Tom_the_eagle3
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The moment she saw my missile she stopped wanting other missiles. She is infatuated with it
He thinks too highly of his missile
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She tries hard to hide her love of my missile but her eyes tell the whole story 
. Guys would not approve of that
. Guys would not approve of that
Has a 0% approval rating with women
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She always sings "Can't live without you", while fantasizing about my missile
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Too conceited, thinking everyone is fantasizing about his missile.
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Refers to various activities by not what they are, causing a lot of bizarre and disappointing communication. E.g.: to her, bathing is yard work, eating is mowing lawn, sleeping is traveling, working is baking, etc...
Whenever he's in a store he juggles any objects that look like they are small enough to juggle. And he MUST do it in every store.
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Has no concept of seasons or time and refuses to take off the pink combat boots.
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LB71490
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He likes visiting the zoo animals. What is wrong with pink combat boots?
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He talks in circles and nobody knows what's happening.
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
*jumps*
Hold me!
*puppy eyes*
She doesn't like puppies.
Hold me!
*puppy eyes*
She doesn't like puppies.
He judges people who wear pink combat boots, but actually he wishes he had pink combat boots
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Peddles weird colors to everyone 24/7.
Doesn't like pink or own anything pink, BORING
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
LiKes washed out faded colors like pink, which is inferior to its origin, which is red, the hardcore master-color.
Doesn't know shit about color theory otherwise he would know I also like red, you need red to make pink. Come on.