Banter Why Are They Single?

[Nillsonss]

Scares em off with beauty and brains.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Show his dick too much.

 

[ConsciousNobody]

He loves his pizza, more than he enjoys others' company.

 

[Locket44]

She only desires anime characters

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

No one can handle her hotness.

 

[Locket44]

He doesn't like to share..........anything, ever.

 

[Nillsonss]

Burns em with a touch

 

[Locket44]

The first thing he shows his dates is his collection of voodoo dolls

 

[danniii]

She’s just wayyy to hot for anyone

 

[Locket44]

She carries anchovies around in her handbag and asks her date if they want a snack every 10 mins

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She is on fire you will burn if come near

 

[Stanthropical]

Lives outside under a tree.

 

[Sakura3]

He has a mantis as a pet

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesn't have a pet mantis.

 

[Locket44]

He is a mantis

 

[Stanthropical]

She isn't a mantis

 

[Scotty37]

He wants another mantis

 

[Esoterix]

His torso pulls a little surprised face.

 

[Stanthropical]

Gets excited about pets like fish in a pond, then eats them at the least expected time.

 

[Locket44]

He brings all his first dates to the movies and then proceeds to eat chips really really loud the whole way through the movie