Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Nov 14, 2022 #1,781 Sings the 99 bottles on the wall song everywhere she goes.
Esoterix Zookeeper Staff member Nov 14, 2022 #1,782 Dangles his mantis in front of unsuspecting victims and whispers “say hi, George”, before they’ve even taken their coat off.
Dangles his mantis in front of unsuspecting victims and whispers “say hi, George”, before they’ve even taken their coat off.
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Nov 15, 2022 #1,783 Has a pond in the middle of the kitchen and refuses to sleep anywhere other than in the kitchen.
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Nov 17, 2022 #1,786 can't tie his shoes and expects his dates to do it for him.
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Nov 17, 2022 #1,787 Refuses to tie shoes of her dates.
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Nov 17, 2022 #1,789 Has been eaten by a date and can't get dates anymore.
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Nov 17, 2022 #1,790 He lives in a pineapple under the sea.... he's Stanley spermship...
S SweetLesGirl Resident FCN Regular Nov 20, 2022 #1,791 Because nobody is brave enough to reach into that fire
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Nov 20, 2022 #1,792 Because she makes her dates sit naked and still for two hours so she can sketch them before the date even begins
Because she makes her dates sit naked and still for two hours so she can sketch them before the date even begins
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Nov 20, 2022 #1,794 because she's all mine she just hasn't realised it yet
Saximony Fisherman Lumberjack Saxman AC guy Pinball man FCN Regular Nov 22, 2022 #1,796 Cause he is actually a Martian and only dates women from Uranus.
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Nov 22, 2022 #1,797 Sleeps with sax in his mouth, making various notes while breathing and snoring.
S SweetLesGirl Resident FCN Regular Nov 22, 2022 #1,798 His Mantis taking up all his time he dont have time for dating
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Nov 22, 2022 #1,800 The zip is broken on his onesie and he's literally stuck in it.