Banter Why Are They Single?

[Saximony]

Thinks Mums are Moms

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Went out with his snowplower and never returned.

 

[Saximony]

Works at Fucktoy university

 

[Stanthropical]

Talks to boilers when no one is looking, but they're listening through the walls and door cracks. Word gets around and, well...

 

[Locket44]

His dates are imaginary

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She thinks that dates means dates. She thinks only in terms of food.

 

[Happilymarried38]

His profile picture on dating apps doesn't match with reality, he's a minger in real life.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

She lost sense of time in a glory hole and is still stuck.

 

[Locket44]

She's so quiet her dates can't hear her

 

[Hervy]

She's so amazing she intimidates her dates.

 

[vanilla_hips]

@Locket44 During the dates she makes strange noises that vaguely resemble ducks.

Thread: Because she scares off their dates with a bloodthirsty grin.

 

[Hervy]

Her dates can't understand her as she only speaks in gif URLs. Not easy to get.

 

[Happilymarried38]

Her dates are intimidated by her amazing beauty.

 

[Locket44]

She's been hypnotised and strips everytime someone says hello

 

[Hervy]

Her dates can't understand her puns and jokes. And they are good. The puns and jokes, I mean.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Her dates scream to much

 

[Happilymarried38]

She talks like a dog.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

She has medusa snakes as pubic hair

 

[IrishWWYD01]

wears a ski mask when meeting the others parents

 

[Hervy]

Her dates don't scream at all. Curious, for a @NotSoQuietGirl ...

@IrishWWYD01 : she drowns her dates in her curls. Nice way of dying, tho.