Banter Why Are They Single?

She likes to play mind games with her dates to see how they react. For example, the following conversation was overheard by someone I know and trust so it is not false:
Date: “So do you have any hobbies you are interested in”?
Princess: “I really like still art and photography.”
D: “Really? That sounds interesting. Like pictures of nature and stuff”?
P: “No. something more still”.
D: “Like pics of models”?
P: “No. More like … *twirls her hair with her finger and smirks* have you ever see. The movie Road to Perdition”?
D: “Yes”
P: “Remember Jude Laws character in there where he is a hired gun but he also likes to photograph dead people”?
D: “Uh-huh …”
P: “That’s my true passion. Photographing the macabre”.
D: “So are you a reporter or a coroner”?
P: “Nope. Just find the scenes myself”.
D: “Ooooooooookay … I have to go to the bathroom. Be back in a second”
P: “Ok … see you in a bit”. *gives him a smirk*
And that’s another one gone. Trust me … this is exactly what happened.
 
Speaking of oddities … this guy likes to play little games with his cock during dinner. Well that sounds kind of weird, Fildo. And almost far fetched. I assure you, what I am about to say is true. Scout’s honor. Whatever that means. Anyways, when they are seated at the table for dinner and making small talk, he likes to unzip his fly and snake his cock along the floor and touch his dates leg. She jumps and screams and looks under the table, only to find nothing. Tom just looks at her and asks if everything is all right? He continues this all night until she finally has had enough and leaves. He then just sits there, drinking his wine, with his cock hanging out on the floor.
Well … may be a little far fetched but I vouch for its authenticity. ;)
 
Doesnt talk. Just walks around with a briefcase containing alphabetized scenario folders, pulls out a page-long pre-typed response and just hands it to people instead of speaking. Spends six hours every night pre-typing and printing junk for his folder for the next day.
 
Because she comes in like a damn wrecking ball … literally. Ever see Chris Farley fall on tables and through windows? That is her? She has an attraction to falling on things in restaurants. Just bizarre but she keeps getting dates and tables and picture windows keep getting destroyed.
 
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