Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Hangs out with drunk bums too often.
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Likes to get the women on his dating app to get all excited about meeting up with him for a drink and then when they show up, he pretends they have the wrong person. So they calms up to him and are like, “Stan?”
“I’m sorry. Have we met before”?
“Are you Stan? I am meeting my date here tonight and you look like him.”
“Yeah …. No. My name is Steve. Sorry.”
“Oh. Sorry to bother you.”
“No worries. Good luck on your date.”
“I’m sorry. Have we met before”?
“Are you Stan? I am meeting my date here tonight and you look like him.”
“Yeah …. No. My name is Steve. Sorry.”
“Oh. Sorry to bother you.”
“No worries. Good luck on your date.”
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Talks to himself in five different characters out loud all the time, playing out scenarios such as above. Like, all day.
Has this weird thing about dating. Like … he doesn’t want to date. But the thrill of hooking a date on his profile is almost as thrilling as the date itself. Which he never makes it to because he ghosts the lady before they can make plans. I’ve only heard of him going on one date. I think that one date caused him to act as he does now.
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Happilymarried38
Guest
She always wears her stripey socks even if they are really smelly.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Tries selling space snake oil to his dates.
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
The first time he got laid, it was on the stairs of a hotel, since then he can get it up only on those stairs.
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
She will be sentenced to death for saying that
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Lives in a village made of mud and rocks, surrounded by only goats.
Speaking of being out there, this guy likes to list his address as the top of the mountain where he is at peace. I guess kind of like a zen master except the biggest “mountain” around him is a 10 foot hill in the outskirts of town. He likes to sit on the top of this “mountain” on a rug in his bathrobe and be at peace. Until the cops show up and tell him to go home.
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Playingmmmgames
Guest
Chats shit
Speaks in two word phrases. Something like “You hungry?” or “Look beautiful” or “We order” or “Check please” and “We go”. Almost like he’s afraid to say a full sentence. Weird. The ladies think he’s cute and nervous at first but get annoyed by the main course and are gone by dessert.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Doesn't eat sashimi and we all know what that means.
She shows up in her thigh high socks and panties, expecting their attention to still not be on her bare thighs. No one has that much self restraint ... so she gets mad and leaves. So sad ...
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Everything is striped in black and white. Even her teeth. Dates mistake her for Beetlejuice.
Shows up to dates with taxidermied animals, birds and baskets of dead insects, pretending they're following her everywhere while she dances clumsily and sings way off-key.
Shows up to dates with taxidermied animals, birds and baskets of dead insects, pretending they're following her everywhere while she dances clumsily and sings way off-key.
