Banter Why Are They Single?

[Kateryna23]

Just because he is creazy, i guess

 

[Locket44]

She carries a sword everywhere with her.

 

[TheDudeAbides89]

Too hot to handle

 

[Fukcster]

Too hot to handle

Too truthful (and fact-spitting) to handle!

 

[HellinHeels]

All I'll say is...hes too shy

 

[TheDudeAbides89]

Many men are not good enough for her.

Get ready, if you are gonna try. Get very ready! Lol

Too fabulous.

 

[HellinHeels]

Well he's not single, he's fanfuckingtastic...but if he was it would be because I stole his girlfriend lol

 

[vanilla_hips]

Only the devil knows...

 

[Fukcster]

Only the almighty piggie knows.

 

[HellinHeels]

Shes waiting for Mr Right, not Mr Right now

Edit: he needs a wing woman

 

[Stanthropical]

She's her own man.

 

[Fildo66]

Oddly enough, he arrives to every date in a stagecoach. Is he part of one of those Amish communities you ask? The ones that don’t believe in modern technology? Not at all. He just loves to ride in a stagecoach. What is so weird about that? A lot actually but he does it so well.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because he's in love with his own butt.

 

[Fukcster]

Because she says she isn't on every date?

 

[Happilymarried38]

His dates gets his nickname confused with porn star, and thinks that's what he is. This scares the crap out of them.

 

[TheDudeAbides89]

No one wants to spill that apple cart of happiness.

 

[Fukcster]

He abides by his rule of never spilling the apple cart.

 

[Happilymarried38]

Takes his dog with him on his dates, they love him. Until he pees on her feet. (The dog that is).

 

[TheDudeAbides89]

Incorrectly guesses the sex of men’s dogs and hurts their feelings, testing the man’s relationship with his best friend. Lol

 

[Happilymarried38]

Incorrectly guesses the sex of men’s dogs and hurts their feelings, testing the man’s relationship with his best friend. Lol

I can edit if you want me to correct my error?.