Banter Why Are They Single?

[TheDudeAbides89]

I can edit if you want me to correct my error?.

Gosh no. It is cute. But Glory girl would never do that! Lol

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Can not make it back to 69

 

[Sakura3]

He just got out of the freezer and has cold... feet.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Busy educating herself

 

[Stanthropical]

Because nobody in their right mind wants anything to do with him.

 

[Sakura3]

Because he has some culinary misconception about cakes and lasagne/a and chocolate. I don't know, it's all a big pasticcio I would say.

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesn't like ketchup on spaghetti.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

His tool, that he is bragging about, is thinner than spaghetti

 

[Stanthropical]

Talks about tools of other men too much. Seems like an unhealthy obsession.

 

[J0DIE]

He loves his garden a bit too much

 

[Sakura3]

She is invisible.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because she always annoys her dates with Brussels sprouts.

 

[Sakura3]

Picky eater

 

[vanilla_hips]

Just picky.

 

[Inarinunya]

Never starts the next pot of coffee when she takes the last cup

Edit: Swamp Witch reputation

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because she secretly has a crush on Cheer Bear.

 

[Inarinunya]

Because she secretly has a crush on Cheer Bear.

Listen, that bear is fucking adorable.

Thread: Mocks other people's love for cuddly, adorable bears.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Listen, that bear is fucking adorable.

Then you might make a good couple.

Thread: She can't get this bear out of her mind. lmao

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Because this is how she dresses for her dates:

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because this is how she dresses for her dates:

Bahaha! Made my day! ♥︎


Thread: His dates always turn out to be mediocre

 

[JustforfunGuy]

'cause she wants to be single