Banter Why Are They Single?

Somehow manages to throw in then phrase, “want to see my cock” at least 10 times a date. 20+ if his date actually makes it past 10. Typical starter is this:
“Hello. Nice to finally meet you in person. I’m Allyson”.
“Pleasure to meet you, Allyson. I’m Tom. Want to see my cock”?
*Both chuckle as she thinks he is so cute*
“That’s ok. Thanks for asking”
*looking over the menu*
Allyson: “Want to maybe split some fried pickles”?
Tom: “That would be great. Want to see my cock”?
And he’s off and running folks.
 
Shows up all the time in her climbing gear draped over her body. I mean, I think it’s a hot look personally but when they ask her, “Did you just finish a climb before our date”? She relies “No. Why”? Seriously I think she just likes wearing the stuff around.
 
Doesn’t help that her first stop on every first date it to the cemetery and she slowly walks through the tombstones pointing out, “I dated that guy once. Oh I remember him. We dated for a few months. Oh … this is where he ended up. *laughs to herself*. “Thought he just baled on me mid date. Oh that guy right here was a blast until he wasn’t …*looks at the guy* … if you know what I mean”? Most aren’t there by the time she points out number five. They get the picture. :)
 
On every date, he tries to impress his date by eating the spiciest thing on the menu. Like it’s a badge of honor. Even repeats himself several times how he loves spicy foods. Then when he eats it, he spends the rest of the night crying and asking for a fire extinguisher to put out the fire in his mouth.
 
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